Funny Facebook Observations on Life Status Updates

  1. woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting relatives stay over.
  2. is going to buy a teddy bear for $5, name it Joshua and sell it for $10, to make of prophet!
  3. was gonna donate blood until the lady got all personal and started asking "who's blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
  4. just realized that I'm still "it" from a game of tag in 1987
  5. wonders how much milk do I add to baby powder to make a baby?
  6. wonders why are the people who tell you to calm down always the ones who ticked you off in the first place?
  7. can't stand it when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus
  8. was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
  9. thinks that If I were a Jedi, I'd have long frizzy hair, red leather pants, and lots of attitude.. and I'd go by Obi-wan Bon Jovi.
  10. She asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayons

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