Ah, retail. Where teenagers go to earn minimum wage and have their dreams and hopes crushed by the corporate machine. We’ve all had run ins with bizarre customers, making these tweets far too relatable for comfort…
  1. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

  2. :~)

  3. Never heard that one before.

  4. Too real.

  5. "I am a generous God."

  6. Didn't want to know you anyway...

  7. Please just put it on my hand...

  8. Mine was the broom closet.

  9. Manners, please.

  10. Ooh la la.

  11. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

  12. Smell ya later.

  13. I'm sure you know nothing about that stains.

  14. I don't feel like talking to people today...

  15. twitter            via: distractify