16 Proofs That Logic Is Beyond The Female Species
1. Sometimes You Don’t Appreciate What You Have Until It’s Gone.
2. This Is Basically The Equivalent Of When A Guy Has Been Driving Up And Down The Same Road For An Hour But Refuses To Ask For Directions Because They “Aren’t Lost.”
3. I Am Guilty Of This One. But Sometimes It’s Not That We Don’t Know, It’s That We Know If We Explained It To You, Your Small, Emotionally Stunted Male Pea-Brain Would Explode.
4. Hey Guys, We Know This Is Stupid, But We Didn’t Create This Logic, Patriarchy Did, Okay?
5. Let’s Be Honest And Change “Said No Woman Ever” To “Said No One Ever”
6. Halves Of Things Do Not Have Calories. Also Why Eat One When You Can Eat Half Of All Of Them?
7. Same With Bites Of Things. 1 Bite = 0 Calories.
8. The Constant Struggle Between Want And Need
The primary reason I want a thigh gap is that it would make the perfect cup holder for the jumbo jar of Nutella that I spoon into my mouth every day.
9. This Is Actually Quite Logical. It’s Been Proven That We Remember Negative Things Longer And In More Detail.
For example, if you genuinely dislike a picture from this article, that is what you will remember most about this whole article.